Necco Wafers....ugh.. Just the worst.

Guys. He said he lives in DC. He NEEDS to just buy a Civic SI...trust me.

Too soon?

Lord I wish I could tweet about fake news being spread about me at 9am in the morning while sipping on Armand de Brignac whilst and wondering what the hell I’m going to purchase today on my Amex Black Card.

Stand right, walk left.

Can? 

Something to do with them pissing on Canada at some point in history?

Elon does not care about your pathetic logic. He is the master and overlord and will do what he wants and how he wants it.

What’s it really like with a family of 5 buckled in? I love CX-5, and really want to know if I have 5 people trolling around the mall parking lot...how well does the diesel engine do?

So we aren’t going to talk about the hairy-ass lead picture? Just going to talk about the content of the story?

Jason. You are the greatest Jalop ever.

Answered my own question.

James May must be so relieved to know another Ring time has been broken.

Is it a suitable replacement vehicle for her pet Llama?

HAHAHAHAHHA even your shit ass father doesn’t even claim you. The only child he cares about is Ivanka. 

Burn this motherf*cker at the stake. Apology accepted.

blah blah *technical stuff* blah blah *engineer-geek speak* blah blah.

fed me food that cost more than the transmission rebuild kit for my Jeep J10 pickup.

I’m literally at the dealership waiting for wife’s car and I got an email saying they want to take it off my hands.

I wouldn’t pour Pike Place on anything other than concrete and that’s being mean to concrete.