marksparlin
outlawtartan
marksparlin

How could this happen is America’s most livable community? Such a shame.

You made me laugh and cry at the same time. Bless you.

Not going to lie, I pee’d a little in excitement. 

Pfff. Ask my wife, I can do a faster pit stop in bed. 

We can’t dig deep enough...

A three legged, blind goat would be better than Michael Bradley.

This kind of shithousing might seem smart or resourceful in the moment, but really it’s cowardice.

What a narcissistic suckwad. I am staying far away from DC tomorrow, so I don’t have to witness this look-at-me-and-my-small-dick parade. 

Lane splitting is fine, in traffic that is moving slow AND you are riding at a low speed. Anything else and you are just a fucktard douche bag who deserves to die a horribe death.

I shouldn’t laugh but I can’t stop myself from laughing...

Nerds. All the way, man I miss that tangy sweetness. 

No.

Anyone that uses the word “Maseratis” with incorrect punctuation, in any form of comunication needs to just use public transportation.

Why do you not have more stars?

I’d watch an entire move of Don Omar and Tego bitching at each other. 

That makes sense. Thanks for making not feel like a total dumbass.

Honest question: Being picked by a team and then traded would make me feel like a f*cking looser.

Save the Rays by just closing the organization.

FIFA let that shit slide all over the last Mens World Cup. We had a crap ton more penatly kicks than in previous Cups and goalkeepers were coming off their line pretty much most of the time with no rekicks and penalty’s given to the keeper.

No. The weirdest thing would be you crouching down throwing a sideways peace sign....