My son was into shoes last year. Every second on sites and in stores looking at prices and styles...we even went to Sneakercon in Miami (It was cool). He wanted them so badly he’d pee every time he saw them. I said no, those aren’t what you want...the market will get saturated with them and in a year no one will care…

So do the right thing, fire his worthless ass and everyone else and then raise the per-hour cost for a class to make up the money. They raise tuition anyways most years, just add another $0.45....

It really surprises me that so many things like this are just f’d the hell up because people are stupid. I mean they got into that position using some form of intelligence....and then I guess when they finally get hired they just piss out all common sense.

The main ref for that game was f’n atrocious, absolutely didn’t care about players wellbeing nor cared about the laws of the game. The ONLY thing he got right (which took too long to get there) was the yellow on Higuain for his fucktardness on standing too close to a free kick.

Does anyone else look at the three of them and think this could be the filming for an offshoot of a bad remake of The Lord of the Rings? Jason and Michael are Samwise and Frodo, and Raphael is Aragorn.

In the first (main) video it looks like something shoots out from the tail of the helicopter at the 0.46 min mark...and goes shooting to the ground.

This is America people. No one is at fault for anything.

Highroller!

And frisbees. DON’T forget the free frisbees you get for free by “just signing your name and giving us your address....”

Why are most of the old advertisements about cars filled with people dressed like it’s a f*n blizzard outside? Nearly every car ad fro the 1760's shows people bundeded expecting an ass-whooping from Ol’ man winter...

More Fancy Kristen is needed.

This is why we need meetings, Michael. It’s not that hard to send out a meeting invite. Why you decided to go off on your own when we decided last year that the most perfect car was a 1994 Toyota Camry LE; well I just don’t know.....

So he never heard of the term MILF?

“I live like a capialist every single day”

Can we bring back stoning? Cause she’d be a great candidate to be on the receiving end.

Wow... I bet you are a fucking riot at parties. Dumbass.

I hate you for saying that, but you are 100% correct. Some day MLS will get better, but for now at least there are some good games to watch.

That’s what I was thinking! All those cars and they just la-di-freaking-da’d all the way past it, just the normal “passing on the right.”

Are you kidding?!? I love wasting time in Ikea. I just don’t take my wallet in with me so I don’t buy anything but damn I love walking around and loosing myself.

Major League Soccer would like a word with you on the apparent absent-ness of MLS in this article (p.s. MLS is closing out their regualar season in the next two weeks and headed to playoffs.)