Everyone expected to be able to chat daily with Clarkson, May, and Hampster. The three big car gods were going to be on a motoring site and we can talk with them and share Porsche stories....

So exotic I’m afraid my company might block Jalopnik for “porn” violations after I kept scrolling through the pictures...

CP

Does Fancy Kristen turn her own dials!? Is that not something reserved for the lowly help?

And of course will be loaded with spy equipment for taking video and audio of everyone possible to be sent back to the overlords in China. 

This comment needs to be made into a t-shirt...

This comment needs to be made into a t-shirt...

Doug DeMuro would agree with you.

Why did they semi-steal the wheel design from a 2014 Infiniti Q50?

Saw the title of the article and clicked assuming I would see a picture of Howard Wolozitz.

It set another record... for the quickest “who gives a damn”

Racism is performed by all people to all people. Regardless of color (or the absense of color for those that might be white). Not one race is subjected to racism while the others enjoy a nice holiday.

#nerdsblizzard was #dabomb

Does it come with Kathy Ireland? Because I had both on my walls...and I don’t want only half my dream to become true...

You forgot to add that the speed tests need to be done at the router/ISP device because once you start testing your network over wifi in your living room when your router is in the office upstairs...your numbers will be lower (sometimes considerably).

I can see her boat insurance company suffering...

Does someone running a Government Agency who is worth 3 billion know or undersatnd what “Debt” really means to most of america?

Two things.

Can we all agree to stop caring about Faraday Future and have more articles on Fancy Kristen and her new yachts?

Ah yes the new “sub $30K” Benz to attract all those people that want to ride around with the prestige and looking rich but without spending the $$ (or just going to Carmax and buying a used one).

She also had a self-made sex tape.