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I just don’t care about American Football anymore.

Will it help me exit a parking lot filled with people and other cars, with ease?

No no, my bad. I wasn’t clear. She is nuts about it because she has seen every episode up to Ep3 (kids make it hard to keep up with episodes)...and LOVES IT. I kept thinking she was nuts since she’s been trying to get me to watch it (like a little girl at a pony ride).

Saw my first episode last night of the whole thing (#3 S2) and I have to say my wife isn’t totally nuts. Not a bad show, but the cars were what drew me in...

22K????

This is where the best football is played. Down at the wee lower levels.

That I can’t actually buy that car #nomoney

I too can make a cry-baby video of my 2014 Ford Explorer and all it’s issues but would rather not waste the internets time.

[Full disclosure: Porsche wanted Jalopnik (and not me) to drive the Porsche Cayenne so much that it flew (not) me to Crete for the international press launch of the new 2019 models, put (not) me up in a beachfront hotel so insane the room had its own private pool, and stuffed (not) me full of delicious Greek food.…

I would say they ran out of numbers but they still have haven’t mucked up 9 yet.

But wait. How can you assume I want to spend $1000 on my phone and hide it inside of an ugly case. Ugh!

But wait. How can you assume I want to spend $1000 on my phone and hide it inside of an ugly case. Ugh!

He should have thrown it at the Spurs players for cocking up the game.

Why it gotta be Whitefish, why not Blackfish. Rasism is alive and well everywhere.

You guys don’t believe in ghosts huh? What in the hell do you believe in!!

My statement was more on look at the current dynasties in two sports. I wouldn’t generally put the Spurs in the same conversation unless you were talking about specific tactics or hey look a 4-3-3 formation.

You’re bit too faithless and condescending for me. The Patriots weren’t built in a day, neither was Real Madrid. It takes time.

Odd question for the uninformed:

I will admit. I miss our minivan...it was in the best sense the best family car, unless we live near Dakar.

Something tells me engine in the black shorts has had all sorts of horsepower in her.