Eh, who cars. I want a Porsche t-shirt just because I like and want Porsche cars. Maybe if I had a specific model “Porsche 944" then I would assume to maybe own one.

All the time. Pack my loafers in my carry on. *However* single day trips (which are rare) I do wear the dressy shoes on the plane but never tie ups. Always loafers.

This. Times a million. This.

*slides/sandals* the perferred way to travel through TSA.

In theory that makes sense. Some

He is a Packers fan but a Bears season ticket holder? Whut?

But we’d still offer them a spot of tea afterward.

C.R.E.A.M $$ y’all

Stickers. Always stickers first. Ballers only have stickers.

That person is a true autophile.

I keep telling my wife I only have enough time to keep one woman unhappy.

People are such impatient pussies.

Takes out typewriter

...you really have scraped the bottom of the barrel of life when you have to suck a dictators sushi roll to get attention and be liked.

That was the best win of DC United’s whole season.

Spongebob?

I just felt something tingle in my pants.

I would love for once someone in the inner circle of that shitshow to leak out how much she gets for being his wife. What contract did she have to sign in blood, how much does she get now and what perks does she get if they ever split.

I’m looking forward to seeing James Bond try and play Pee Wee.

Why did take so long after they put him in the car? Almost 40 min of video with nothing.