Hey you started with stupid...I thought I would play along.

You are right, you can’t outrun a bullet. Kind of hard to outrun being killed in an auto accident, plane crash, fire, cancer, heart disease, diabetes, or suicide.

Just another reason for Audi to bring that to the USA.

Um. Did that spoon make you fat. Please don’t start with the whole Guns kill people. They just are a medium for people to use. Could have stabbed her to death...would you be bitching about closing down Bed Bath and Beyond?

He is a government employee abusing the system just like 99% of all the other Government employees

If I made Mic money, I’d gamble a golf game or two on the side.

She be all like “fuck you bitches, ban me I don’t care. Call my Man bitches!”

Have one on order already.... I need something for my Home Depot runs.

Awesome segment Raphael. I mean I’d love to have an old 80s - 90s Audi for snow domination....but we only got about 1.5 inches this year in the DMV. So maybe next year.

Ask Pebbles Flinstone

No no no....we don’t duplicate what has already been done. They stole gas in ‘Rico.

You know what. Don’t care, I’d still roll that down the main drag like a boss, as is...maybe a quick hose down...

Giving you a start but I don’t want to be the one to take away your 69. So here is your start. STAR.

If there ‘aint no pictures it didn’t happen!

So Jeep has become the new Porsche?

Who pee’d in your coffee?

Bunch of Little Tree air fresheners.

I wouldn’t “kick(her)ass” outa muh bedroom!

That’s why there was a national outage of glue...

Just visit your local library...