That’s no boat. THAT is a ship.

I still prefer “Bernouts”

If you want to piss off a BernieBro just say “Bernie Sanders is great, but I just don’t think the nation is ready to elect a white man president”. Cheap yes? hilarious?...also yes.

+5 immunity to poop.

His immune system must be bulletproof by now.

My god, if they did that, the productivity of your average engineer would skyrocket.

It was a golden age of aviation to be sure. of course, there’s no reason we couldn’t have another one. we just need another cold war to get us off our asses.

Jitters.

Suck it up, Pansies.

Sincerely,
Minnesota

Call the burn ward!

I agree. In chess you have a plan at any moment (sometimes several) but if you can’t change that plan when the situation changes, you might as well have no plan at all.

It’s...it’s horrible.

You’ve never had to work with Access have you?

well that was bloody perfect.

God that movie sucked

...The prophecy is nearly complete...

...because the cops will never think to look under an empty truck bed...

Consumer level fuel cell vehicle? Yeah, I’m sure it’ll launch alongside their fairy-dust powered sports sedan.

Now I’m envisioning you pressing the button and somewhere far away He-man gets struck by a bolt of lightening.