But when are we going to get Zombocoin?

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Nah. Suits aren't rubbery enough.

Two Turtle Nuns

BB-8 is going to get jealous.

Newfies

Let's face it. If a movie is made out of this, it'll likely be another terrible Oliver Stone film.

Maybe we'll be lucky and this'll all just end with a giant pie fight.

Because of Kinja or North Korea? Or whichever happens first?

If th t Bachelor newswire taught us anything, it's that the AV Club is also capable of producing regular sheet, not just the political kind.

Well if we're really going batshit, why not get Richard Kelly instead?

"the first compelling film successfully adapted from a reality show"

Anyone else fall into the category of "People who never read these, but would still seek them out at bookstores to look at the ridiculous middle picture on the book cover"?

No, this feels like a sponsored post:
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Even better than JFK?

Thobama

Kids with cancer don't make a good franchise.

Are there no longer any other hot new book series that teenage girls are crazy about that could be adapted instead?

Ahh. Didn't realism Lions gate acquired Summit in 2012.

Wait. Wasn't Twilight a Summit thing?