I can't actually tell if you're joking since 2nd Grade seems like an awfully early time to be doing mock elections.

I'm confused. Kid Rock wasn't a magical jockey.

And even longer attacking Dippin Dots.

But I thought one had to choose between being human or dancer.

Stan Lee is obviously a Skrull.

Shouldn't it be Donald Glover for maximum AV Club pandering?

I'm skeptical of this. I still think she's going to show up either at the very very end, or in a post credits sequence.

Well there was the period of time in 2015/2016 where the AV Club couldn't stop talking about Hamilton.

That surprises me. I thought Rosie O Donnell was the only woman for him, given that he's always chanting her name in his songs.

That's why I only listen to music from the 1997 Lilith Fair lineup.

Richard Nixon?

Wait. Are you disputing the greatness of The Cat from Outer Space?

A weird glowing ball that only a handful of middle schoolers can see?

This time, with the much needed New Kids on the Block appearance.

Or Norm Macdonald?

But what were his thoughts on Dippin Dots?

Just you wait till Texas develops its own type of pizza.

I thought they canceled Minority Report to make room for Lucifer.

But the less said about Ricky Velez, the better.

But Prop Based Humor is thriving, right?