Pfft. Canadians already perfected the art of PSAs against putting things in one's mouth:
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Wasn't the AV Club already going downhill back in 2014? I mean a good portion of the staff would have moved onto the Dissolve at the time.

Except the action movie of 2007 is either Bourne Ultimatum or Hot Fuzz.

It's Gary Johnson.

Everything? As someone who has never watched a single episode, I watched this video and now I'm more confused!

But are they fooly cooly eyebrows?

Is Jack Black going to show up in these movies too?

But doesn't his name pop up for pretty much every single character traditionally played by a White British Male?

John Mccain?

Monty Python already did the definitive Science Fiction take on Wimbledon.

It will probably just be the loser of the Wimbledon men’s final.

Well in previous seasons, I would say it's because Stephen Moffatt is terrible at writing female characters, but now I'm perfectly fine with a female Doctor with him out of the picture.

The staff at Pitchfork?

I thought it was more of a Xennials sort of thing.

Though it's interesting to say that a Shyamalan movie with the twist removed would still be good, when the actual twist-less Shyamalan movies are probably the worst of his career.

What about The 2016 American Election?

Clearly it should be Batmite!

What about Patton Oswalt instead?

So, Andy Serkis then?

Nah. The least interesting villain would have been Superman… AGAIN.