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And how about some shots of Spider Man against an American flag?

"At no point in Spider-Man: Homecoming is anyone bitten by a radioactive spider. That’s already happened—not just in two prior Spider-Man movies, but also in the world of this new one, populated by an ever-growing roster of Avengers. The fateful encounter between a teenage egghead and a genetically enhanced arachnid

Or have the villain be Hans Moleman.

and The Best of Both Worlds!

Aubrey Plaza?

But The Guest was good.

You're thinking of the Boite Diabolique.

Like Pants Goblins?

I blame Nickelodeon nostalgia.

"Toblerone changes its shape and the results are not pretty"?

But haven't we learned that people don't like high framerate stuff?

Of course not. That honor went to James Brown.

SORRY OBAMA

e's so ot right now.

But why do they still use the term "Best Boy"? It's 2017!

And isn't aoli just a fancy way of saying mayonnaise with garlic?

Starring Jon Hamm of course.

Joey's racist?

Even a Superman movie set in the 60s just ends up making him a dick.

Bryan Singer's all like, "That's what I was trying to do!"