I know they won’t, but it would be really really rad for Nintendo to drop Animal Crossing digitally today for all of us who are going to be stuck at home for the next week. The game’s done, it’s just files. Let us.

Flip a coin a million times and eventually it will land on its edge. Than you’ll be shocked it happened but after a million flips how could it not?

So Mario-Lego game confirmed?

But enough talk, have at you!

You know what would be better than an Android/iOS release?

I understand you’re not trying to be offensive but it’s still a really mean title for your article. You could have written “Hokko is basically Animal Crossing on PC” or something. It’s got a different tone, it’s less aggressive.

Yea...but then you’d have to play Ghost Recon: Breakpoint.

I hope you have found a... 

I will gladly contribute $10 to your Kickstarter. 

Would it be all right if I made this into a TV movie?

I don’t believe a word of this, as I don’t believe you were able to successfully log in. 

What even was the point of this comment?

You don’t seem to have the attitude toward a LEGO set that one would expect from someone writing for Kotaku.  

mods are asleep

I don’t think MMR was ever in a Halo game

This is awesome.

Fixed it

honestly, the trick is to do these things in one take, and have an impatient camera man so you’re self-conscious the whole time

Tim, this video review was mondo. All of your video reviews are just utterly captivating. How do you maintain your composure for such marathon video sessions? It makes me so happy that you are more than ten years older than me, it gives me hope that I can embrace my best, weird self by the time I’m your age. Keep…

Gaming is fine, it is gamers who fucking suck.