TBH I don’t really wanna stop you. You do you, boo

Need those extra months to add some more bugs in.

Without DDR I would have lost my motivation with the diet. It was the immediate feedback of my scores being higher when I ate better that kept me on the right path. 

Playably unliteral.

There are Beans here on Kotaku? Look me up in game “Alea Kootz”.

It’s comedic. Get over it.

Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.

Who gives a shit? This is like saying “Blocks are great except kids spell BOOBS”. 

This is how I play every game that doesn’t have an on-screen count-down timer during “rush” set pieces. I just started Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Conviction last night.

So people here might be wondering how this was actually done.

Man’s best friend.

I am going to spend the rest of my work day in a word doc, using these titles as writing prompt for plots.

Or maybe parents should act like parents, and teach kids morals and values instead of using video games and TV like a babysitter.

No asshole, what we need right now are #thoughtsandprayers

It’s true. Had there only been more guns in the house, this whole horrible tragedy might have been averted.

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

And second: I was wrong to play this game with a video game controller. No, to kill rats, you need...a mouse. You can only fight rodents with rodents. I should have known.

*slow clap*

Shout out to the Gamergate kiddies who helped elect Trump because they thought the other side were the ones who wanted to censor video games.

Gasless Gaslights?