Is it bad that I’m happy to pay higher taxes just so all those assholes who voted for him have to pay higher taxes, too?

When Steve Martin came onstage, my first thought was “Wow! John Goodman’s really slimmed down.”

I’d love to see a full out Kirby-esque New Gods movie, but I have a feeling once the studio starts meddling it will star Batman and Harley Quinn. 

I imagine a lot of people are afraid to star your comment because they don’t want the alphabet boys knocking on their door later. I, for one, am one of those people.

Can I submit Orient -> Orientate ?

Dolly Parton used to club seals.

VELOCIRAPSTARRRRRRRRRR

WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

I just finished Veronica Mars Season 1 for the first time last night. Overall, really enjoyable season of TV. The culprits in many of the mysteries were pretty obvious as there’s always gonna be some sort of twist but the culprit will always be someone we’ve seen in the episode so, to quote Rowan Kaiser’s review of Wea…

Food Thread

“I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body” is not something any man should say with any amount of seriousness. It only exposes him as someone who’s a) trying to hit on lesbians, or b) not like other men, who’s, y’know, a Nice Guy™.

Gina Gershon?  Back in ten.

I think the Custodians of the Chronology opening was less of a riff on Guardians of the Galaxy and more on 80s action shows like The A-Team. I love fake credit sequences though, so this episode ruled.

...irregardless of the song’s original intent...

The thing is, none of this is really news. It has all been something of an open secret almost since before he took office. I agree that it is bad for a hostile foreign government to have dirt on the American President, but if it doesn’t sway his supporters when the Washington Post or New York Times presents evidence…

But the definition of inappropriate is very much unresolved. I read a poll last year regarding the percentage of women who have been harassed, and one of the situations that qualified was being asked out more than once by a guy they had no interest in. So by that definition, you get one date request and after that…

“we put Sara in lingerie at the beginning of the episode, none of our viewers will think tonight”

Given that the actor is apparently Sergio Osuna who, to my knowledge, is not normally Gary. I’m going with new guy playing Dali, rather than new guy playing Gary playing Dali.

The spacelab sketch and “I think she stabbed me”, along with Heidi Gardner’s very existence, were the best parts of this show.

Because you have to be credulous and slightly dumb to be a fundamentalist of any religion. Smart people can be religious but they will question and study and derive whatever they need to derive from it.

Took me a moment to realise this wasn’t a complaint about the country.