Seriously...

I’m surprised no one has suggested driving in phallic shaped routes. 

I would consider it a gift. I would also consider mailing it to Abu Dhabi too. Or gluing it to a log and tossing it in the Mississippi.

I would’ve slapped it to the bottom of an Amazon delivery truck  or even better yet a semi that was from out of state. 

If it’s affixed to my vehicle, its fair game. It’s not like it was some random object found on the side of the road. Although, that’s exactly where it would end up.

I think “hacked” is a pretty strong term for what happened here.

Yup!  First thing I thought of when I saw the headline.  Saw that a couple weeks ago.

That is unconscionable. The fact that his spirits are still so high and that he is following through with his side of this ridiculous legal situation just makes it even harder to watch. I sincerely hope he is freed soon and gets to go home to his family. 

You are spot on in describing the laws of the sea as something from the 17th century because it essentially is . . . 

I know I shouldn’t be surprised by how callous both governments and corporations are towards the people living and working under them, but holy crap that’s awful.

Holy. Shit. I am not well versed in the seafarer and shipping world but this has been eye opening. I cannot believe crews are abandoned so completely they cannot escape their situations. I started reading up on it and this happens all over the world even in the U.S. which really blew my mind. Seemingly the U.S. does a…

I saw that video a few weeks ago and it’s fucking heartbreaking. That poor sailor is going to lose his mind, die alone and nobody cares.

The ship has been interned by a belligerent foreign power. Based on my understanding of The Sea, the honorable thing would be for the crew to scuttle the Ever Given rather than let it fall into enemy hands.

Surely the government of Panama can wade into this fray and throw its international weight around a bit, right?

If they’re considered abandoned after 2 months, that’s the same for the cargo, so they can check out what's in the containers, right?

Ah a shit on tesla article on Jalopnik - Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo original...

*In soothing baritone voice: “If your Elon Musk hate-boner lasts more than 4 hours, please seek medical attention right away”

this is nothing more than a hit piece on Elon. grow a pair.

I actually posted the address and commented on what an odd accident it was given how close to the cul-de-sac it occurred (and how big the houses are) in the original post. Of course I’m not a Jalopnik journalist, if that’s what you mean.