I need some of the drugs she’s on — pure, uncut delusional Floridium.

Times like this??? I was having lunch with my cousin down in Florida and, out of the blue with no prompting at all (and talking music, mind you), she inserts... “I mean, we have the greatest governor in history.” Normally, she’s a pretty rational person, but she has a real obsession with Facebook.

This is just ridiculous. It’s easily proven that she had nothing to do with the Ever Given incident. It’s times like this where I think social media does more harm than good... Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is out there shouting with “authority” about something they know nothing about and wrecking other peoples lives in…

“I’m sorry, but your Ferrari’s policy specifically excludes damage that happens on a track.”

They’ve got a 109kWh battery in there, so it’s pretty efficient. But yeah, 478 miles WLTP is gonna be more like 410-420 EPA at best. It’ll probably match the Model S LR (which is 95-100kWh) for range but it’s still quite a bit short of the top-end Lucid Air and Model S Plaid+, which will both do about 520 miles when…

As noted in the article, this range is using WLTP estimation for range, which is notorious for being wildly optimistic. The EPA range isn’t perfect either, but it’s generally considered to be far more accurate. Let’s see what this thing gets in an EPA test (hint, probably much closer to 400 miles EPA). Also, do they…

a minor issue I can see is with recycling, it could make things even more complex than before, and nowadays at least you can run diagnosis and replace a single cell if that’s the issue, you don’t have to tear down the entire pack

Well Jason, I’ll now forever picture teams of Swedish Chefs developing load bearing batteries.

Structural components can still be replaceable.

He was pretty damn white.

Bud, you’re taking this shit way too seriously.

His beer gut was 100% Murican, though.

Trumpers be trumpin. 

I imagine the two officers have more important things to be doing right now than reading Jalopnik comments, so I think they probably don’t care. 

The vehicle rammed a barricade, critically injuring two officers.

Gee I wonder how they’ll describe the attacker?

That commentary was fantastic, BOOM!