I hope Anthony Bourdain beats the shit out of that asshole.

If we're going to deny tax exempt status to the Boy Scouts of America for being discriminatory towards homosexuals, can we also stop granting tax exempt status to churches?

Swap out the french press for an aeropress, and you can make it super concentrated and just pour it over ice. Espresso is even better, but in a whole different price range.

I want the Donald Duck Vietnam Nightmare to be my ringtone more than anything.

As someone who actually was a cop, let me say that when you are arresting someone, you must be completely focused on that person for your own safety. That is the reason you ask the passenger to stay in the car. You simply cannot afford the distraction of some idiot, like this heifer, screaming about her "American…