There should be severe and public punishment for "the abuses of the few," not "paid administrative leave until this blows over."

You're supposed to suck on a brick of Weetabix or maybe nibble on some digestive biscuits.

A condominium across from the Dallas, Texas, art museum is wreaking similar havoc. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/02/art…

Heh. I once said loudly, on a recent trip to London, that the best thing about the UK is how everyone speaks American with a cute English accent.

It's okay to make fun of Hitler, but it's like making a rape joke or a racist joke. The material has to be really, really nuanced or the joke flops. The Taylor Swift meme works, as does this.

Ya, right? It was Hills that first brought up the Jeremiah Wright stuff to rattle the blue collar voters in the Rust Belt. Oh, and Bill Ayers, the terrorist that Obama was "pallin' around with." You didn't make that, Sarah Palin. That was Hills too.

She quit acting and then did what for a living? Worked at Starbucks? Puh-lease. She's made boat for the rest if her life and can do whatever she wants. She probably makes money while she's sleeping. Can't take a little negative publicity so you're going to go into seclusion? Rich people's problems …

It would be Alanis ironic.

Real ironic would be if some poor innocent man who looks and dresses like Zimmerman were followed down the sidewalk and gunned down solely because of his appearance.

Take your prepaid card to the cash register at Walmart, buy a Slim Jim, and ask for $50 cash back. Problem solved.

So glad Sandra Bullock is past her serious actress phase and back into Miss Congeniality/Demolition Man territory.

Istanbul is a giant city, as big as London or New York metro. You won't be able to see the city in a day. Aside from it not being 100 percent safe right now, I'd also advise waiting until you have a week to tour around.

That's what deductions are for. Make'em fill out a return like the rest of us.

Not necessarily. The Supreme Court upheld the constitutionality of church tax exemptions in 1970 based on such privileges enjoyed by all non-profits. If California can strip tax exempt status from scouts, it can strip them from churches too. http://ffrf.org/faq/state-chur…

Stupid parents. They should have used a plastic kennel so people can't see in.

I'm guessing Jezebel only has access to the video, which can't be used as a photo at the top (which would also be auto-resized and used as a thumbnail up front.) Technically, the site could use a still from the video as the thumbnail, but there are the questions of rights and whether anyone working on the weekend is…

Sorry, no. That's Téa Leoni in a wig.

Great question, and you're not being a bastard at all. Angelina Jolie's decision is viewed as more brave because it affects how both her male and female fans view her. They'll be studying her on the red carpet to see how she might have changed. There will be stories written about how her mastectomy impacts the kind of…

Aeropress, a burr grinder, a Magic Bullet blender to whip the hot milk for 10 seconds: my morning routine.

Bill Hader is one funny SOB. I'd take him over two John Belushis, three Dan Ackroyds, and a half a Chevy Chase any Saturday night.

Take it away, Stefon!