This was never made explicit in the film, but is it possible that the torpedoes would have been vehicles to deliver Khan's people to Qo'onos where they would have kicked the Klingon Empire's ass?

I'm guessing Jezebel only has access to the video, which can't be used as a photo at the top (which would also be auto-resized and used as a thumbnail up front.) Technically, the site could use a still from the video as the thumbnail, but there are the questions of rights and whether anyone working on the weekend is…

We're starting with the Enterprise because there's this movie out there and Gawker Media needs its sweet traffic.

This! And same goes for the Enterprise underwater. It's made of hand-wavium, people.

The title of the porn parody seems obvious. Bring John Barrowman onto the Enterprise and call it Trek Wood Into Harkness.

Um, the idea of cards as apps comes from WebOS. Long live Palm.

Sorry, no. That's Téa Leoni in a wig.

Great question, and you're not being a bastard at all. Angelina Jolie's decision is viewed as more brave because it affects how both her male and female fans view her. They'll be studying her on the red carpet to see how she might have changed. There will be stories written about how her mastectomy impacts the kind of…

You're forgetting Caillou and Shrek.

Your note made me snicker, but then I saw your handle and it made me spray spice out of my nose.

Aeropress, a burr grinder, a Magic Bullet blender to whip the hot milk for 10 seconds: my morning routine.

Bill Hader is one funny SOB. I'd take him over two John Belushis, three Dan Ackroyds, and a half a Chevy Chase any Saturday night.

Take it away, Stefon!

This concept would work a lot better in my Aeropress.

In the opinion of the police officer, she was obstructing justice. Whether or not the charges stick is a decision of the court. In the meantime, an intoxicated woman was prevented from staggering into oncoming traffic. Well played, officer.

The Federation is a very interesting setting, but underdeveloped. Every Star Trek show is military scifi with a charismatic captain, uneasy-yet-loyal second-in-command, orphaned alien, snarky doctor, etc. Firefly worked so well because it featured civilians on the outside looking in to a Federation-like society.…

I'm a huge fan of Peter F. Hamilton's Fallen Dragon, which has some genuinely terrifying depictions of soldiers in power armor deployed against a civilian population.

How about some love for Moody Gardens in Galveston, Texas?

The movie "Black Hole" is getting a remake. One only hopes that it will feature a real matter-and-light-gobbling singularity and not some magical tunnel through space and time.

Amazing what a drop of Red Matter can do. It's a miracle we're all still alive.