Sorry, no. That's Téa Leoni in a wig.

Great question, and you're not being a bastard at all. Angelina Jolie's decision is viewed as more brave because it affects how both her male and female fans view her. They'll be studying her on the red carpet to see how she might have changed. There will be stories written about how her mastectomy impacts the kind of…

Aeropress, a burr grinder, a Magic Bullet blender to whip the hot milk for 10 seconds: my morning routine.

Bill Hader is one funny SOB. I'd take him over two John Belushis, three Dan Ackroyds, and a half a Chevy Chase any Saturday night.

Take it away, Stefon!

In the opinion of the police officer, she was obstructing justice. Whether or not the charges stick is a decision of the court. In the meantime, an intoxicated woman was prevented from staggering into oncoming traffic. Well played, officer.

I loved Pleasantville too. When Jeff Daniels wipes away Joan Allen's monochrome makeup, it gets me every time.

My first impression of Reese Witherspoon was formed by "The Election " and reinforced by "Pleasantville." She sets her chin a certain way and let's rip on you. America's Sweetheart? I think you have her confused with Amy Adams.

One thing the Founding Fathers could do with their guns is challenge people who disrespected them to a duel at high noon. That's an American gun tradition that deserves a second look.

When all else fails, it's good to know there's always Option Number Two.

How's dude going to shave off his beard? With his heat vision?

How do the shuttlecraft have the aerodynamic to fly in an atmosphere? They have those stubby little wings? I forgive these liberties because anti-gravity has been a part of Star Trek since the beginning. The ship doesn't "fly," it levitates, as do all other vehicles.

Or a card that says "If you had a rich boyfriend..." and had a picture of Elmo on it.

It's not about moral superiority, it's about how you choose to spend your money. Every ticket sold to "Ender's Game" is money in OSC's pocket.

So God also wants rape victims to have to share custody of their child with the attacker as is legal in 31 states?

If your power goes out, you can always read "Mother of Storms" by John Barnes. http://www.amazon.com/Mother-Storms-John-Barnes/dp/0812533453

Keanu...Rogers?

When the Virgin Mary was impregnated by God, did He have her consent? Discuss.

One does not simply walk into Denny's.

"Fast Forward," for all its flaws, handled this issue so much better — a sprawling "Syriana" plot with seemingly unrelated plots that slowly get woven together in unexpected ways. "Last Resort" seems like it's using a smaller canvas with fewer paints.