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And those same people who are telling minorities that they’re being “too sensitive” and to shut up and take a joke will, 50 years down the line looking back at the comedy of today, be the ones saying “It was a different time, there’s no way we could have known!” It’s the same old story.

LOL! Yeah let’s give extra kudos to rich kids who got successful.

who had crossed an intergalactic distance to kill him.

Tuba Lube would kill to be as accomplished as Michelle Obama. All this spermburping jerk has done is be blonde and racist. 

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a

The real Bat-dick was knowledge?

The real Bat-dick is the friends we made along the way.

It doesn’t matter if they censor the comic book. The real Bat-dick is inside each of us.

Yeh, the fact that Star Wars isn’t on here despite being the leading example of shitty fandom invalidates this whole thing.

Yeah, I tried to talk politics with my quintessentially Boomer aunt, only after which did I learn that she watches Hannity religiously every night.

Jane Krakowski is my everything.

Order well done steak at fancy restaurant against advice of entire service staff. Steak is terrible. Leave bad Yelp review.

If someone orders steak well done, they actually don't like steak.

“Best Picture That No One Will Remember In Five Years”

I wish Disney would just bite the bullet and rehire the man. 

Bautista may be acting a little over-exuberant with these statements but I admire the man for sticking to his Gunn.

Totally. Your mom dives to the ground whenever balls come near her.

Thoughtful” isn’t what we’re looking for from Jones, you superfluous appendage.