No.

lying about a blowjob is impeachable. lying about absolutely everything every day? meh.

Impeachment proceedings during an election year.

The whistleblower just needs to go many extra steps and leak the fucking complaint. Trump wants chaos? Let’s give it to him.

Starred, but for the record, it’s Wile E. Coyote (Super Genius).

We have to go through the intermediate stage of “I said I was going to release the transcript but the evil Democrats couldn’t wait and started impeachment and now on the advice of Rudy I’m not going to release the transcript that clearly exonerates me. NO COLLUSION.” But, you know, all misspelled and with weird…

We aren’t necessarily expecting to ‘catch’ Trump. He’s already been caught. We know what’s happening.

Watch out for anvils...

Followed by “that was before Nancy very unfairly began an impeachment witch hunt against me”. It’s always about a perceived unfairness with him, though his definition of “fair” really only means “positive”.

Actually, he’ll release it once the DOJ lets him even though the President can classify and declassify any information he wants. Just like he’ll release his tax returns once the IRS is done with their non existent audit (and he could still release them if he were under audit btw). He wants to, but they just won’t let…

Shit, they’ve released badly doctored weather maps, and gotten his doctor to falsify his medical date so he is just under being obese. No way you can eat that much fast food and be at tip top shape. 

Probably the last thing I would ever classify Trump as is something really speedy.

Counting down to “I never said I would release the transcript....”

I’ve never felt more like Wiley Coyote in my life. For sure we’re going to get that pesky roadrunner this time!

“Okay guys, on the board today is, ‘should men have multiple skin care products?’ You know, a shampoo, a body wash, a lotion-”

People do care more because she is a little blonde white girl from a European country. At least she is using her influence to do the right thing. Honestly there are Black and Brown kids all over the world fighting for climate change. These people should uplift their voices too rather than tear down this girl. 

I do get that concern, but she is 16. I feel like high school age is a fine time to begin getting passionate about your values. Sure, they might change in time but that can happen to any adult. So while I’m sure her parents have given some support, she can handle herself. 

Color me NOT SURPRISED that coddled, spoiled White men who have done nothing of note in their lives are actively threatened by a teenager who not only gives a damn about her world but speaks up about it.

^ Naomi Klein on Greta Thunberg.

I blame the masculinity of climate denial on those Ford F150 commercials with Dennis Leary that started like ten years ago. The F150 has been one of the top selling vehicles in America the entire time and their entire marketing strategy is that it's a manly man's pussy slaying Prius eating deer killing machine.  Truck…