The Mustang owner later apologized, claiming he didn’t actually see the motorcycle, only the rider.

the worst part is waiting a month for a new one!

1996 Buick Roadmaster LT1 with towing package. The towing package on these cars net a transmission cooler, bigger sway bars, a lower gear ration, and a limited slip diff. At $3,000 BIN, you’ve got 2 grand in mods to throw at the already potent LT1.

Of course not!

The one the dealer puts on when you buy your new car/truck.

Naw BRO, when you get back from deployment, you are supposed to take every penny you saved and pay cash on new GSX-1000RR. Gixxer BRO! Then get an ICON vest and cheap HJC helmet and pop sick wheelies yo. Gloves are for pussies. All you need is flip-flops, shorts, and your favorite sleeveless t-shirt. Make sure you…

Listen, and understand! Preston Garvey is out there! He can’t be bargained with. He can’t be reasoned with. He doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you help that settlement!

Anxiously waiting for the first time a cop uses the “summon” feature to pin some bank robbers under a semi trailer.

Toyota has a library card because why pay for books on a kindle when you can borrow them for free?

Toyota waits for the movie to come on TV before watching it, because why pay when you can get it free if you wait?

Toyota doesn’t understand why its web browser has an “incognito” mode

Toyota’s guilty pleasure is a second glass of pinot grigio, but never on a weekday.

Toyota goes wild once a week by getting into PJs and watching Dancing With The Stars.

Toyota gets prescriptions for sunscreen from his Dr. so he can use his flexible spending account to pay for it

Toyota’s favorite beer is Bud Light.

Toyota prefers to have sex with the lights off

Toyota increases his 401k contribution annually

Toyota asks you if brie is ‘that cheese you put in the microwave’

Toyota thinks Tim Tebow deserves another shot.