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This works for me.

Iron Man’s armor. Small, fast, form-fitting, powered by sustainable energy, with self-driving capabilities. Google should be upset they didn’t come up with it first.

Very easy - the post-facelift Elantra. 2000ish.

It’s definitely the facelifted one (98-00). No brainer.

Looks like the later, split headlight design to my eye.

The Stalion is tied with the Blista Compact, i still remember how much people harassed Rockstar to bring them both back

Ok to the drivers who inevitably come over from Jalopnik just to hate on lane splitting:

“You won’t believe who Jalopnik readers voted in as the 10 coolest celebrity car collectors!”

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 1,000 times: LeMons needs a reality show.

1983-1987 Honda Goldwing

(awaits “actually that’s off the road”)

It’s to the point where a black Challenger can’t even drive down the street anymore without being mistaken for some kind of criminal. These are sad times we live in.

Hindustan Ambassador! I hope I don’t get disqualified because production was stopped just under 1 year ago, but I bet there are still some new ones for sale. I would have said LR Defender, but that’s at least modernized a bit.

F-150 XL with no options. 6 cylinder engine, crank windows, no CD player, no carpet, no chrome, and steel wheels.

How is this even a question?

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There aren’t a whole lot of mint Integras period.

I’ve come around to thinking these are a good thing. They’ve moved people from giant, thirsty, poor-turning and poor-stopping BOF SUVs into something a lot more reasonable.