The story is barebones. The games aren't about the story, they're about the gameplay. That said, Borderlands 2 story improved upon the first a lot.

When the card is burned, a black market organization is notified and they bring you the favor that the card describes.

Yes he should be fired. As a community manager, his job is public relations. If he's spewing out controversial opinions, that's not good PR or good community management.

I am dealing with it. You're the one who can't handle the fact that it's not true HD, so much so that you bullshit things about subjects you clearly know nothing about.

Oh right, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea never calls itself democratic.

This is a nice job, where you're paid to write an article about how you're procrastinating on the article's intended content.

People can call it whatever they want. It's not HD.

Oh my god. Usually I get mad at Kotaku for hyperbolic headlines, but this really is an amazing comment thread.

Are you serious, or are you just that dysfunctional that you thought eBay would have zero copies of Phoenix Wright?

Do you know what HD means?

These are stereotypes that exist in Japan with a very real presence. They're also stereotypes that don't have a harmful intent or origin (like, for example, "black people are lazy").

"to suddenly deciding, in the middle of an especially excellent petting session, that my hand doesn't look quite enough like the scene of a grisly butcher knife murder."

SWAT police has some of the shortest expected lifespans out of police. You want to do as much as you can to mitigate that, including not charging into the home of a person who's allegedly unhinged.

Sigh. What would you rather have on your hands, an investigation of a 14-year-old girl, or dead people because you didn't take a tweet seriously?

Well that's Japanese media. They tend to caricaturize people who are negatively in the spotlight.

The article assumes it's edited with no proof. It's badly written, and why it's a joke when Kotaku writers consider themselves journalist.

The lesson to really take away from this is don't participate in the antiquities black market. Stop undermining archaeology!

She didn't need saving because of lack of ability. She needed saving from the future she was being catered for. From herself. Booker was the oddity that showed her that Columbus wasn't the world, that people aren't that crazy everywhere.

I was with you on this until "KBS is an extreme leftist, communist of a tv station."

Again, I think they really dropped the ball in representation of Argonians and Khajit, which feels distinctly un-Elder Scrolls.