Corvairs are cool. On my unrealistic bucket list, one of the items is to own a fleet of every kind of Corvair. I think this kind is my favorite:

Chances are most of the things you have bought in the past have been delivered on/in a truck by a truck driver. Your stupid Iphone and organic beet juice isn’t delivered by magic, tool.

Wow. Just Wow. Way to go maligning an entire job category. I’m not a truck driver and don’t know anything about what they do in any detail but I’m pretty sure they’re not all exactly the same as each other. That statement of yours reveals more about your level of ignorance and arrogance you smug twat. Maybe we could…

So people who drive and manage trucks and fleets are stupid rubes. Got it. Funny guy!

Surprised you didn’t work a hooker murder joke in there. Or maybe a joke about arm wrestling and hats.

The EcoBoost engine is probably lightweight and 400 HP is more than enough for this thing to haul ass, as the 0-60 time implies. This isn’t “cost cutting”, it’s a smart engineering decision.

I can’t really tell how comfortable the car is or isn’t because in lieu of employing some cinematographic thought they just relied on 3,000 successive jump cuts to make the footage feel frenetic and dynamic, like a Jason Bourne movie!

Ya, but think how much power they could add with one of these.

Once you put a coffee can on the exhaust, too, prepare to see some serious shit.

Fraudulent bids that are never intended to be paid.

More = Better. So, yes.

BRZ / GT86 people: “Hey! Wait up!”

Sorry, but that bumper looks like a bolt on aftermarket piece of shit.

Camaro people: “What’s that? I can’t see it?”

Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

Not very rare. The left has done the full circle and has become the right. They have appointes themselves the guardians of decency.

Hopefully the skank bought a shirt with it.

It’s Friday! I hope you have a weekend that makes you feel as good as that kid in the center there behind the Honda Step Van.