MITRE:

“...until the year two thousand seventeen.” Man, everything sounded so much more futuristic back then.

Priority 2) stock up on air cooled porsches

Priority 1) buy apple stock.

Enjoy your special day random guys car

Driver went full mustang. You never go full mustang.

This news must be unbelievably emotional for the 22 surviving crew members of the U.S.S. Indianapolis. Greatest generation indeed.

Nope, looks great.

Westfalia version pleaaaase VW?

OK, GREAT! I just have two requests of VW.

He’s such a racist when he openned his first golf course in Florida he let everyone who wanted to join, unlike other clubs down there.. I guess actions don’t matter.

Any “it was dumb and I’m ashamed of it” credit he might have recovered went out of his reach as soon as he waited for the statute of limitations to expire before grabbing his personal gain from the exploit. That was plenty enough time to have determined it was maybe something he should just keep to himself. Instead,…

Pfff. Alex Roy is that dick who endangered hundreds of people bombing across the country on public roads.

Parker and Alex are both insufferable douches.

Lamborghini Aventador Synthwave Edition.

If you’re white in America, everything is considered white privilege by someone—just like how there’s nothing Fey could have said that wouldn’t have offended some non-white.

This thing makes me kinda sad. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for it, it just... It’s face is bumming me out.