This reminds me of the time Hope Solo found my phone and then beat the shit out of me when I wouldn’t give her a reward.

Glad to see the guy finally caught a break.

I’ll accept that although I think you are being generous.

Ad hominem. Lovely.

Answer: No.

This is the rare good rape joke.

In all seriousness, left and center are pretty important spots in softball. Everyone is trying to hit monster home runs, so a left fielder who can both catch and throw can be invaluable.

In all honesty, I feel bad for these cops. All of them were screaming and resisting arrest. Just shut up and let go of the cage. If they were white, my stance would be exactly the same, but then again, no one would have even seen this video.

PSA: Not every person who commit acts that deviate from the norm are mentally ill.

I havent heard one argument against transracial being “real” that couldn’t be applied to transgendered people.

right, because the US bombings in afghanistan, iraq and dozen more places like the US sponsored terrorists in Kosovo, our kidnapping of haitian president and so many other cases were any less fuckups, lies and realpolitik power games.

Whatever. Hopefully his sisters find some solace from this. Just so we all agree though, he is equally disgusting as Lena Dunham, right?

So much this.

This is an interesting look into the pathology of how us Jezzies feel about a guy whipping his dick out. People seem to be amused, bemused, and/or ambivalent about Pratt doing it, but in a million and one other circumstances a guy who does this would be derided as a creep.

“and they snagged Brandon Marshall for a fifth-round pick.”

What is the point of this article? To expose that ESPN hired a conservative? The politicized life is so tiresome. “Never ever deal with anybody or anything that might have different political views than you.”

Couldn’t let it go, could you? Couldn’t just appreicate that they’re both having fun to raise money for charity?

They’re actually both raising almost a million dollars for children together, but yeah this is deadspin so racism rules!

I thought the butt was the special occasion vagina.

I’m pro-choice, but that’s creepy as hell.