are clarks out?

it’s almost as if hillary is just a celebrity with no actual policy strengths or principles. I’ll support artists that support Bernie thank you

whats also confusing is the addition of “pro-” and “anti-” as prefixes. Doesn’t the “Gate” indicate some sort of scandal for gamers already? If you’re pro are you pro-scandal or pro-harassment?

Fuck this author for making this still a thing and making it worse

this is heartbreaking but what other options exist? Cancel class? Relocate and leave the child in a classroom unattended?

Alternate title: “How I Fucked Up My Husband’s Job by Ignoring Things that Were Clearly Communicated to Me”

The first in a series of “Duh” articles, featuring:

“How I was jailed in Iran for Being Openly Gay”
“How I was expelled from North Korea by Protesting the Government”
“How I was Banned from Flying Because I Refuse…

Ive got a buddy who has three soccer jerseys: Brazil, Manchester United, and FC Barcelona.

We all aim to kick him in the nuts everytime we play

i think the bounce is one thing, but the roll is another too. Because the speed of the passes roll a little quicker than on grass, it causes more mishandles and mistraps.

The effect on the body is something too, but I’m not sure if that’s what actually contributes to poor game play

I wonder if California has any anti-employer wrongful termination laws that Sarkisian could take advantage of. An employer granting you “leave” to deal with a “substance abuse problem,” which some states (maybe Cal?) treats as a disability, could put USC at risk of a pretty interesting lawsuit

Headline should be spelled “cum” right?

These folks aren’t dumb, they’re scared.

I think if your family and way of life was being terrorized by crime you’d be standing up and applauding too. It’s easy to defend due process when you live in a safe and orderly society. It’s not so easy when the criminals who make your life hell rule with impunity.

I’m just trying to be an “agent of change”

“Recognizing the past does not preclude us from being agents of change”

While this vacuous bullshit may sound good, it is precisely contradictory to what you said:

“America is a sham of hypocrisy so when when criticize other countries for failing to uphold humane social standards we should just STFO for that reason all…

lol. Note to all Americans: If slavery is happening our only legitimate response available ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You must be great at parties

That’s the argument, right? The Courts could compel enforcement of the law, but that requires someone with standing to sue. In other words, could you show that you have an individualized harm, specific to yourself and not common to millions of people, if the next President decided not to police greenhouse gases?…

yeah but those things are happening today. Are you saying America has no moral authority to condemn slavery abroad? Or that because we had an industrial revolution we can’t ask other countries to share in the fight against climate change?

I think you’ve got your conclusion leading your premises here.

Yeah. It’s not like the President could just write an order refusing to enforce corporate taxes for corporations that employ a certain percent of american workers, or order the EPA not to enforce regulations on carbon emissions if the plant has a record of no violations. The President simply does not have that…

Like most evangelicals, muslims don’t recognize the right of a woman to divorce her husband, even in cases of abuse or infidelity. It’s strictly a man’s right. It is culturally insensitive for us to assume that her exercising her religion is somehow wrong. It’s a marital version of shaming a woman for wearing the…

what are you talking about? Have you not read the multiple thinkpieces on this site discussing the huge “dilemma” about staying with an abusive or cheating husband? It drastically divides feminists and more criticize women for not “standing up for themselves,” than not. If anything, many women say that BECAUSE she is…

so is “he said racist slurs” the new hoax claim?

Now that Rolling Stone has ruined it for rape victims it makes sense that racism victims get screwed too!

jezebel doesnt report facts. they report stories