That's the way to do it. I am one of the new generations (C/O 2010) and all my friends who used laptops just fucked around on deadspin and outkick the coverage in lecture. Laptops ruin productivity.

On the one hand, she's awesome. But on the other hand, she's like BFF's with Scalia and they HANG OUT TOGETHER AND ARE FRIENDS AND GO TO THE OPERA TOGETHER WTF

The replacement:

can we photoshop a dick into this picture please?

youre a dum dum

Pshh, has anyone been to a rugby party? This shit is child's play compared to that.

THE HORROR!

"Well I work with this lady and she told me that she thinks pigs are unclean and her husband should have the final say in everything but she's REALLY nice and her religion is so peaceful. It's like, I just want to go to Saudi Arabia and experience another culture, it's so beautiful...."

These people existed before and during Saddam.

Queue fellow Dems who think that we need to be "tolerant" of these monsters' beliefs in 3...2...1....

The thing I don't get is that SW is like riding a greyhound. Why is he being so uppity?
How is it high class to be the first in a plane that doesn't have first class, no meal service, and tiny seats?

he does thats how i got here

As an aside, I always found it interesting that the takeaway from the Jungle was that it was about gross health stuff, but not so much the socialist propaganda side of it.

I guess I just don't care about it and it is self-indulgent to write about a boring job in a boring way and expect us to care. Nothing extraordinary happens. Perhaps if you think that there is some "death of journalism" narrative that this is supposed to tell below the surface, then maybe its interesting. Industries…

You can finish something and still call it boring, bruh. Moreover, taking an author's inability to engage the reader or make his point in a concise manner, then turning around to blame it on the reader is like a slow football player blaming the turf.

After Jurassic Park, I trust Stephen Spiegelberg's judgment when it comes to making hits

+1 [goal scored the entire game]

For someone who claims to be a writer this was terribly long, painfully boring. What was the point of the 21st bday hazing story again? This reads like a diary entry where someone just complains that their job is REALLY REALLY HARD OMG U GUYZ I HAD TO LIKE STAY UP TO 1 TO FINISH MY ARTICLE ON THE TWINS LAST NIGHT!