At this point though Jones would be injured in said bear fight, only for Ohio State's fourth-string QB to come in and be named Super Bowl MVP somehow.

Yes, but you're not him.

Cardale Jones would beat the crap out of that bear.

I.. I just don't get why its "weird". Cleveland is two hours by car, my sister used to come back to Cleveland several weekends a year when she was a student at OSU, and that was in the '80s when everyone was already hungover by Friday evening. Speaking of Fridays, most schools don't have classes past noon, and OSU…

His first three college games, ever. Against teams ranked #11, #1, and #2. In the divisional championship game, the Sugar Bowl, and the National Championship.

3 "average" games? I'm guessing not only are you an Oregon fan but you've been lost in Texas for 3 days now and have lost all sense of perspective.

I'm sorry, but before you talk anymore shit I'm going to have to see your stat sheet from when you came off the bench unexpectedly and whomped three of the best teams in the country en route to a National Championship.

It's rarely mentioned that Ohio State was actually one bad pass away from tying that game up with a minute to play.

I was. I was hating on them all season right up until they punched Alabama in the face. Then I was like, "Oh, shiiiiiiiiii! These guys are legit after all." I was humbled that day, and even more so last night when they did the same thing to my Ducks. I will never make that mistake again. Ever.

That crucial third down run where just trucked that middle linebacker one on one was something special

This one feels pretty sweet. All the hate all year, no one believed in the Buckeyes, and they showed the nation. This team is young and deep, and I'm already excited for 2015. Go Bucks!

I second that motion. I am a Beaver fan in PDX and Duck fans are absolutely insufferable. The bandwagon is huge around here and I hope this loss will break a couple axles.

I live in Portland and trust me, this is for the betterment of society. You don't want to live in a world where the Ducks have a national championship. It's like Yankee fans minus the history of championships.

and what a glorious story it is. Duck fan tears are so nourishing

he had three touchdowns vs Wisconsin and one touchdown and one pick against Alabama, numbers that aren't going to jump off the page but numbers that clearly show you that this kid knows how to manage the game... Most importantly he is a threat to run from the pocket and he is a load to take down, two advantages that…

Because...those are the only two players on the field.

No. Wanting oral sex and being honest about it is not creepy. In fact, wanting any sex act and being honest about it is not creepy. It's only creepy if you lie about it - which this dude is not doing.

The Unrealistic Demander: only dates guys who work in the city, own a beach house and/or boat or make over six figures.