The Cadillac Allante laughs at such petty concerns. It’s fine Italian-built coachwork was shipped via 747 to Detroit, where it was painstakingly mated to the very best FWD mechanicals that malaise-era Cadillac had to offer. Bellisimo.

Speaking of toasters and advice:

Please, KEEP TRYING.

I made a fake Monroney to announce that my wife and I were expecting our first child:

No. The BMW rep told me the range extender is kind of a back up and shouldn’t be used “like a Volt”. I drove one for a bit and when the range extender kicks in sometimes there's not enough power to get to freeway speeds.

Ahhhhhhhh!

I bet they figured out the catering arrangements before anything else.

Very, very true. The LS, as Nelson points out, breathes well for a pushrod V8. It’s also hugely important to point out that pushrod V8s are small and light, which makes them so easy to fit into unexpected engine bays.

Actually, the LS is good only because it’s physical size and weight are good relative to the engine displacement you can achieve.

The official shoe of H2Oi:

This is good Jalopnik. Should we start a commenter pool on the total paid out of warranty at the end? I say $15,499.

Yeeea, actually they are. OCMD has some pretty strict local regs with regards to vehicle hight, headlight height, camber angle, etc.

to that dickhead in the video, you should be ticketed for driving that stanced piece of shit on the road. Stupidity should cost you.

Not the best, not the nicest (and not my picture), but my 1979 LTD II was so good on long road trips.

I’m pretty sure that corner worker was waving the yellow flag by the time the TVR was merely approaching the corner.

There is more to motoring than horsepower. But what does this geezer know?

There’s a reason we read car reviews instead of just looking at the HP or power/weight ratio.

Another interesting bit on the denial is that while (as far as we know) we know all the US's space race tragedies and the names of the dead astronauts, the Soviets would often just disappear them from history. If you went up on a candle that exploded or were killed in a training exercise, they wouldn't just bury the…