What if Republicans paid him to act all crazy and be the villain so that the real, eventual candidate with terrifying ideas looks sane and normal by comparison? Think about it! I AM NOT CUCKOO

I would have no issues with the guy who holds the Make-a-Wish foundation record running for president.

I heard rumours that, early in his career, he dressed up in women’s clothes.

A: Emma Watson is fantastic. She is a shining gem and the fact that she’s basically becoming a real-life Hermoine Granger is just amazing. Go her.

don’t get me wrong...I’ll watch it if it’s on. And it definitely taught me a lot about sex and friendship when I was in my teens but now as I’m in my 30's, Carrie really grinds my gears. I think in my later years I have a new-found respect/love for Miranda. She’s the only one who ever had any goddamn sense!

CHYRO

No point to this whatsoever without the original cast.

The JFK reference threw me. He was a democrat and notorious philanderer. What? Isn't this against everything your party stands for?

“The rectum is an exit, not an entrance”

I will only watch it if Ivana Trump is going to be in it

This election has me convinced I never want to find birth family. What if they’re the type of people who would vote for Donald Trump? I was born in South Carolina after all.

I just can’t quit 90 Day Fiancee :(

Well, to be fair, in Whole Woman’s Health v. Hellerstedt, the defendants are a pile of douches, so it works pretty well.

I often enjoy jezebel, but let me tell you, if you allow yourself to criticize anything jezebel does, the responses are agressive at worst and pseudo arrogant (sorry Kara, but not the first time seeing your “lol” to a perfectly fine criticism) at best

All food is finger food if you’re Bobby.

Bless her heart.

Judging is unattractive. Good for Ashley.

Exactly! I think this is the sentiment I see the most. No one dislikes her for what she’s doing, but rather what she’s NOT doing. I know Cait has the power to really change things and it’s a little upsetting that she’s not using that wealth and influence to help those who are or were in a similar position as her.

I have a good oliver stone story. Was at dinner with him and while he was telling a story he raised up his hand rather quickly. His then wife who was sitting next to him flinched away hard.

The man loves a dad joke.