think about it like this: would you rather eat meat from an animal harvested from the wild in a process that helps keeps the surviving heard healthy and managed or meat from an animal fed growth hormones that lives it's meager and gross existence on a feed lot before being drive. to the slaughter house? As a person…

WOAH. I bet you're right about Jessie. Too perfect of a situation for Rick to just have an cute little replacement family fall right into his lap after he takes out mean monster dad and gets to be a hero.

I was taught the water balloon metaphor when I was 13. When you have sex outside of marriage it's like poking a hole in the water balloon -a little water leaks out every time you get the nasty on. Then finally you have a sad, deflated, empty balloon. I'm not sure how the metaphor is supposed to work...is the balloon…

I live in Colorado Springs for exactly two more days. I'd love to stir some shit up before I make my exit. Where might I find this piece of human refuse...?

I'm very confused about when she mentioned "white" women. All I heard was "women" and I thought that encompassed all of us regardless of skin color.

I can't drink my coffee with tomatoes because I'm allergic to red.

Camelot's? I spent some time at Kramerbooks because I worked at the Meling Pot that has since closed.

he better be tipping on multiple meals, or restaurants probably would inform him that "loaves and fishes" multiplying were against their corporate policies. "No outside miracle, please."

Or: "people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." That seems particularly relevant to this commenter.

I hope the person who uses "retard" as an insult against someone on the Internet doesn't consider herself a "great mind."

but the thing os: it doesn't have to be out guys. This is not exclusively a male plot line that you are describing. Women can be shlubby losers that are trying to find their way in the world. There is nothing about the movie that is exclusively a male experience. I can understand not wanting a remake AT ALL, (see the…

What if they remade Ghost Busters, (same characters, same plot line, not a continuation) with male actors. Take your pick of whoever is the modern equivalents of Bill Murray and Dan Ackeroid.

Snails are cute. I thought I was alone in thinking that.

Thank you for this story, I enjoyed it immensely.

I used to collect the snails in my grandma's garden as a kid. I always thought they were cool. Once I was persuaded to salt them by my shitty older cousin. Of course they bubble and die so I cried, was heartbroken and my cousin had her ass beat by grandma....anyway: snails are weird and cool and I would definitely put…

I am probably the only person that thinks this is super cool. I will totes be opening my own snail salon. I will name the little buggers, feed them organic goodies from my garden, call them my babies and let them crawl all over my face. Everyone will eat their words when they see how young and beautiful I stay! No…

just because you don't understand something or can't see past the end of yor nose doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Open your eyes, look around: it's right there.

My ass would have been yanked out of school in an instant. And then I would have promptly been installed as a maid at the local rat trap Super 8 to toil away my youth while trying to earn the money to compensate the resort for my share of the damage. There would be no more higher education on dad's dime for me. Nope.

My mom would have yanked my ass out of school and gotten me a full time house keeping job at the local Super 8 where I would have toiled away my youth working to compensate for my portion of the damage. There would have been no more higher education on my parents' dime. That is how justice is served.

I don't know how you managed to miss the volume of sarcasm in the original post, but somehow you did. This is a play on all the bullshit that was said about black people post Ferguson riots.