NOPE. shudder.

I have coined a term to describe the cringeworthy feeling of watching another person humiliate themselves: secondhand embarrassment. I suffer from horrible secondhand embarrassment.

I got one of each of the items on the list and I was delighted.

My grandmother, who lives less than a block away and whom I have not seen in over five years, gave me the strangest, most bizarre, disgusting gift to hat I have ever received. Several years ago she mailed me a gift, (to reiterate, the woman could throw a rock and hit my parents' front door). Inside an intricately…

I worked for a tanning salon with a contractual aggrement. If you skip out on your membership by changing your card, (many have tried) We will find you, wherever you go. We will take your money. We will shit on your credit score. We are legion.

They can send you to collections and you will have to pay not only the months you missed but whatever multiple bs late fees they add on.

Jesus tapdancing Christ. This man is an elected official.

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God, I hope you're not in the military. And I hope that if that is seriously your take on this problem that you are locked in a cage because you are unfit to be around other humans.

This MUST be the winner. I am sitting at home with the flu, spent the better part of my day wearing a mask while sitting in a doctor's office where I had my blood drawn and sent to the CDC, missed my last final before graduation and had nervous mothers pull their children away from me. Your story is the best part of…

BAAAAARF

Whoops, replied to the wrong person.

Oh god, did have fake cheesy orange dust on his fingers when the boob grabbing occurred? Doritos are gross. They are the Mountain Dew of food.

I'm going to need to hear more about this.

It sounds like the opposite actually, which Anna mentioned might be the case. Women who experience a phantom pregancy either want a baby very badly or don't and have a fear of pregnancy or parenting. Maybe the very recent loss of her virginity ties in with a fear of pregnancy. It sounds from the story like she had a…

I very much doubt that an amnio would make her realize that her pregnancy is delusional. As Anna mentioned in the article, one woman insisted for the better part of 10 YEARS that she was pregnant. It doesn't seem like rationality plays a big role in this.

I very much doubt that an amnio would make her realize that her pregnancy is delusional. As Anna mentioned in the article, one woman insisted for the better part of 10 YEARS that she was pregnant. It doesn't seem like rationality plays a big role in this.

I would gladly let possums eat my corpse if it means never getting married again. The possum option doesn't sound too shabby.

This is exactly what I thought of!