We had an evil cat named merkin so I try and use that term as much as possible.

HOLY SHIT. I think that if anyone had caught wind of this the police would have definitely gotten involved becasue one was a minor and the other an adult. I don't know about age of consent laws in PA but this just smacks of sexual abuse. Which brought this story from a morbid fascination to a case of the really bad…

how old were they/you? Did everyone find out? Did the family try and keep it hush hush? Were authorities involved? Where in the world did this take place? Were they ashamed or were they like "fuck it, who cares?" Were there any red flags? How were they caught? Who caught them? Was any explanation given? Was there…

some Facebook stalking is definitely warranted.

GOD BLESS THESE MEN.

Seriously though. The most affectionate thing I've expressed toward my brother in recent memory was to tell him to cut his fucking hair and that his beard looks like a merkin. How do people develop crushed on their siblings? WTF?

WOAH. You gotta give us more of this story. I am intrigued. Disgusted, but also intrigued.

I never considered this before. And I would like you to know that I am inspired to incorporate "fucking artisan jeweler" into my arsinal of insults.

Exactly. Which is why I am actually sort of confused about why we are having a conversation about biblical teachings. The Bible is not a good text from which to base one's moral compass. It contains all manner of terrible ideas that no one should take under advisement, including the subjugation and oppression of…

I think the alternative interpretation of this scripture is that human actions cannot deter divine plan; if a baby is supposed to be born then that baby will be born. Likewise you could say that if a woman aborts a fetus then that fetus was never supposed to become a person in the first place. Then you would have to…

I was trying to consider if it was a terrible enough offense that I could justify putting my napkin on the table and walking out of the restaurant.

For the love of god it was a porterhouse. Wtf, man?

I was unsure if I was being an asshole or if this was a legitimate reason to not date someone. My friends looked at me like I was crazy when I tried to explain this. I just couldn't though. I was so embarassed when our server clarified his order, like she was giving him a second chance not to make such a stupid…

I really do like my steak still struggling for life.

I cackled at this. In the middle of the library.

seriously. None of them are especially great parents. They just basically decided to say "fuck it, what's one more kid anyway?"

I shared my story about my second date with a man who ordered a well-done porterhouse. there was no third date. I can't even explain why I was so embarassed. I'm probably an asshole.

Confession time: I once went on a second date with a guy who ordered a beautiful $40 steak well done. I ordered mine just shy of med- rare. I never went out with him after that and couldn't bring myself to tell him that it was because of how he ordered his steak.

I think Amy Hargrove may have waited on my father. My step mom and I drag him to places far out of his comfort zone, order for him, he enjoys it, but spends the whole meal with a look of deep seated confusion on his face.

They are both permanent, but the implant is less invasive.