I went to NAU. My roommate and I ate at monsoon on a weekly basis! Yum! I def thought you were talking about the Monte V. I heard that the bar was pretty haunted and I know that there was a prostitute that was thrown from one of the upper level hotel room windows.

Moose. Moose are tall enough to have the eyes at about the height of a very tall man. A bear is not going to stroll around on its hind legs thus making its eyes at that height. Also, your dogs would be wise to be afraid of moose, they can be very agressive and territorial. But it could also be Voldemort, so don't rule…

This makes me really happy. Grandmas are the best!

I must say, that while that is creepy, it sounds like your grandma is really great and the ghost (presence, spirit, whathaveyou) maybe just wanted you to feel safe/welcome/secure. I mean, seeing your nice grandma when she wasn't really there is a million times better than seeing some grisly manifestation of evil, I…

UGH. I have the same terrible persistant, LIFE LONG struggle with stairs. For some reason I cannot quell the urge to run up stairs, (not all, but most), as if there is always something behind me and I am being stalked. I can't explain it, but if I never lived in another house with stairs, I would be fine with it. You…

SLOW CLAP.

Can I get an AMEN?!

EXACTLY. God forbid I find out what truly savage and disgusting behavior is occuring under my nose because I am so blinded by his magic penis hormone. Also, I kind of wish I could be blinded to all the truly weird shit he does, because my life would be much easier. House would be a dump, but life would be pretty cake…

Ah, youthgroup. What a bizarre attempt at brainwashing it was. Interestingly enough my youth pastor also was ousted after his "confession" of cheating on his pregnant wife and having an addiction to porn. Of course, pregnant wife was pregnant with the third child of pervy youth pastor and stayed at home in their…

Yes, yes. We understand that you are important and the rest of us peasants who are not from Hollywood are unimportant. Therefore we should change our names because unless we have significant wealth associated with those names, they are invalid once we marry. Your argument is an enormous load of horseshit. I like my…

The thing about racism, bigotry and sexism is this: there should not be a "dick measuring contest" in which we compare how unequally we have been treated. Your treatment is not less important than mine. Our plights should all be seen as equal. Just because I am disgusted by the treatment of racial minorities does not…

My youngest sister was naked with intermittent periods of being clothed for the first five years of her life. Kid couldn't keep her damn clothes on, but that's just what a lot of kids do. Of course, it's somewhat more embarassing when she takes the liberty of answering the door in her nudie-pants but I think this is…

I generally dislike 99.9% of all children and that tiny percentage that I can occasionally tolerate is only for very limited amounts of time anyway, but the grossest in-restaraunt occurrence I have ever witnessed was while I was serving on a busy Friday night at an upscale place where people rarely bring children. A…

This made me cry.

OHmylanta. If Anthem is what I think it is, it always reminded me of Nancy Botwin's neighborhood Agrestic in WEEDS. I used to make frequent trips from Flagstaff to Phoenix. Your stor is in my top five spookiest! Spooky things shouldn't happen in Agrestic!

Poor Elly, she probably never knew why she wouldn't sleep with her anymore. Don't worry, Wlly, there are women around the world wondering the same thing as you about different people.

I like this story because your ghoslty playmate was just a boring old man who carried on his mundane job into the afterlife. I think that is truly the scary part!

Why isn't there a police investigation? There shouldn't even be a need for someone in a mask to expose this creep, he should already have been arrested, if in fact it is him. The police have to determine if A) this accusation is even true, so that if it isn't then the accused isn't the subject of what will be a…

What I find rediculous and which is a huge reason that I can barely stomach the music we are force fed through television and radio and choose to opt for more obscure artists is that the music industry is not about music. It's solely a contest between good looking people that can barely croon a line that won't make…

Disney took a lesson from the midieval Catholic Church and castrated him before he hit puberty so that he could maintain his angelic voice. This explains pretty much everything about Justin Beiber and also why he was most certainly not the father of that scandal baby and will be an eternally baby faced 14 year old…