Why Karlsson isn’t on most pundits Hart Trophy nominee lists is incredible. He’s gotta be right there with Mackinnon as the most deserving...

Don’t worry, ESPN had this as the #2 play of the night behind a goal scored by a washed up English Premier player in his first game in a 3rd rate sports league (not that I’m bitter) (Fuck you, ESPN).

I can’t imagine NOT having a period even though I’m on BC. It’s my indicator that I’m not cooking a fetus up in there....if I didn’t get it monthly I’d be SO paranoid. BECAUSE THINGS FAAAAIL ahhhhh how do you DEAL with that STRESSSS

The Mushroom Kingdom.

Goombas are ubiquitous bad-guy characters in the Super Mario World video games. They look like little brown mushrooms. I just found out 45 seconds ago reading another comment that their name is also a slur for Italian people. Anyways, it’s obviously a generational misunderstanding, because any American under 35 likely…

I was with you until the last sentence. Even when articles like this are published on a woman-focused site, it should be obvious that the writer does not speak for all women.

As someone who’s had to clean restaurant toilets for a few years: “HA HA”.

You don’t throw the sticks down after your tampon removal drum solo?

Fun story!

I wish every adult in this family all the misery the world can muster. I have uberschadenfreude for any and all of them.

“...or like a stick you use to stuff tampons up there!”

Hint: $$$

“He’d cry and say he was nervous his wife would take the kids away.”

Everytime I look at that chinless, douchey, inbred-looking face, I’m just flabbergasted that he married, fathered children, and had an affair.

I am a woman, I have seen this sign many times. I was waiting for a big reveal that it was something OTHER than a side view of the door on the bin.

The character is supposed to be 17, the actor is I think 23. If you’re right, why do we see all these young girls naked on the screen? Like the girl in this same movie? The character in The Diary of A Teenage Girl was supposed to be 15, yet the sex scenes were pretty explicit.

I have no idea if this is a rule, but the film shows a female character nude who is assumed to be the same age as Timothee’s character.

I believe it was Hammer that said he didn’t want his kids finding sex stuff on the internet. He was miscast since he looked too old for the part, and caused too much fodder about age difference being creepy. They should have went with someone with less hang ups. Anyway, this never needed up getting a mainstream…

I’m still pissed at anyone that “didn’t know who to vote for” couldn’t see the difference between a politician and a reality tv dope.

This take is bad and you should feel bad for it.