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Popovich Pops Off On Piss-Poor POTUS

“Avoid the pole altogether” is always a bullshit sentiment, but Cardi B has given interviews about how stripping saved her life. It was the only financial path she had out of an abusive relationship. Your sanctimonious quips are cruel and ignorant.

Put the cigarettes out on your asshole, church lady.

I’m an old(ish) lady and I love the song. I can’t get enough. I know it’s kind of inappropriate, but whenever I play it, my 13-y.o. comes running into whatever room I’m in and we both dance.

If you ever have an opportunity to visit Aztec or Mayan ruins, DO IT.

Dannnnnggggg can’t a ho shine????? She literally went from the strip club to top of the charts..... give her cred where it’s due

Man, fuck the Seahawks. Why do they have to go and do shit like this that makes me, a life-long Niners fan, like them? Seriously, fuck them for doing the right thing and, like Lebron did yesterday (shit, was it only yesterday? It feels like weeks ago), make me abandon my preconceived hatred to respect them for taking

I am not sorry to insult Richard Petty.

Which can be countered with: “That Constitution you claim to uphold? Yeah, you can’t really pick and choose which parts of it you respect. This really is one of those “all or nothing” deals and if you fire me for exercising my 1st amendment rights, I’m going to sue your ass.” That’s the American way. And I hope to

Someone else said it much better than I.

Which could be countered with lackofsituationalawareness, go fuck yourself.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

“Write a goddamn thank you note.”

Hard disagree. Write a goddamn thank you note. 3 lines: “Thank you for your sweet gift. Junior loves the [whatever]. We’ll think of you whenever baby [does thing, looks at thing. whatever]. Love & kisses/gratefully/humbly, New Parent. Same script for all gifts, so don’t worry about being that personalized (unless your

Speaking strictly as a guy who does computer security for a living, this is horrible advice. Your phone is much more likely to be physically stolen than to be exploited in this manner.