THANK YOU for posting this. I look forward to it every year.

For shows, I’m loving Superstore, Blackish and the Exorcist. My favorite podcasts right now are History Goes Bump and Latinos who Lunch.

Thanks!

Yes! You know she’s an awesome mom too. I will watch as many Nadiya programs as possible. I hope she comes out with a cookbook!

Nadiya seems like a truly lovely person. Her facial expressions and near-constant self doubt we’re so endearing. I hope she has more confidence now!

I taught preschool and kindergarten. If I had a dollar for everytime my boobs or butt got touched, I could’ve bought a round trip ticket to Hawaii. The difference is, the touching was done by children who were barely potty-trained and not grown “men”. Also, teaching is a really fucking tough job, so Jr. can kick…

Is it wrong that I want to make pink poop? What are the odds that someone would Instagram their pink poop if this was happening today? #onwednesdayswepooppink

The secret is that the safe money lies in Keno...

100-fucking-percent he gets another job, likely at Faux.

I screamed at the tv when I watched this, with my not-creepy dad. He did a full belly laugh. 10/10 for Tiffany.

In the hierarchy of which types of lives are “valued” in this country, trans lives are pretty close to the bottom, just above queer/ trans people of color :(

Barf! No one expects them to distance themselves publicly now, but come on. The level of delusion he must have to think they’re all gonna be ok after this must be taller than one of his tacky towers.

I’m also hoping this will be enough to end him, but you just know his fan bros are defending him and loving this. “Boys will be boys, amirite?”

Thank you for this 🌟

My 3rd-5th grade students are legit upset about this. They came in this morning in a hubbub about crazy killer clowns and how they won’t feel safe trick or treating. This is coming from a pretty rough neighborhood with regular criminal and police activity, but it’s these clowns that scare them :(

As a native Nevadan, I’d like to reach out to any Floridians or Texans and ask them humbly to re-claim this clan. We’ve got some libertarian tendencies in the rural portions of our state, but these folks clearly belong to you.

Starred for “dumb birch”. Damn you, autocorrect.

What a lovely story! I don’t remember the last time I read a positive story upon waking up. 2016 has been such an a-hole. Thanks Aimée :)

Stop giving away our secrets!

Ugh. Gross. That’s gonna fuel some really uncomfortable silences their Thanksgiving, at the least. Just wait until she gets to those Women’s Studies courses, or you know, critical thinking stages.