But do you understand how hard you are being trolled right now?

You could be describing any watch

“I lack the quasi-erotic relationship with personal technology that many of my contemporaries enjoy.” I’ve never met one of these people, but I sure hear them referred to in every article about technology I ever read!

Nintendo is punishing everyone for not playing/enjoying my levels. Appreciate it Nintendo, I gotcha back too.

Only on the basest of statements. Fox’s position is Trump is bad because he will lead to Hillary presidency. You can’t just stop at ‘bad’ and say Fox is right.

Demon’s I get since it is still console exclusive to one system. I played it last fall for the first time. I guess Dark Souls makes sense too since it is only split onto two consoles. I could see Dark Souls 2 being actually the worst since it is split into 4 different groupings.

Well you should die. In the game. Seriously nothing personal at all. I just think it is great to die and get angry about it.

Dark Souls 1 is the best of them

It is no doubt racist. So no more Zoe? She has had it too good for too long?

Says the guy who most likely raped a 15 year old.

Alpha male got good and is best!

I’m so mad Breitbart will shut down before people start calling it Breitbort.

That is false!

Tactics. Most played game.

Are we gonna ignore the Trump tweet? Because you could probably write a long-form on the nuances of it.

You see the Trump tweet? Too bad it came after this article was published.

Depends on how bad they are feeling that bern.

That is probably true, but at least the 18 year olds knew they were going to vote.

Sure, but damn what a shitty way to get it done. I’m sure a bunch of 17 year olds will go do enough research in 3 days to make an informed choice in mid March. Is there a heat wave there as well? They’ll be kicking it in the park with their rolled up papers, you know New York times, Washington Post, Chicago Tribune...

Cars are pretty easy to control. Why was the lagging driver unable to handle a tap on the breaks? What if an actual reason to tap on the breaks had existed, like a plane falling out of the sky using a parachute?