Please stop trying to face this with logic.  It’s painful to watch you all suffer like this.  Just observe the jokes and move on.

I mean, I guess you can approach this logically, but why are you wasting so much time on it?  So far, the social experiment part of this has been fascinating.  Everyone takes this stuff absolutely literally.  On the other hand, well, the intelligence factor of the replies is...uh...severely lacking.  Duly noted!

Seriously adorable.  What are you even trying to do, anyway?  Move on with your life, love!

Not sure what you’re projecting onto me!  Sorry to hear you’re going through that, little snowflake!

Whoops!  Thanks!

Thanks for seeing the humor.  This place takes itself so damned seriously.  Needs some more comedy!

And for the record, I was intentionally being a dick.  You can get over yourself, now.

Did you see what I wrote?  Why the fuck would I be trying to save face?  That doesn’t make any sense, love.  Calm down already, you’re just giving me more fuel lol

Sounds great!  I’m on board for the Switch version.

I think you’re mistaking me for someone else.  I’m trolling, with the sole purpose of ruffling the feathers of the all-too-easy-to-ruffle.  You’re welcome.

Sorry, gotta choose my battles wisely.  Don’t want to waste energy on ALL of you, lol.

Wow, you figured it out, chucklefuck.

We’re all shouting into the same void, unless you think you’re doing something important!

*You’re

Shut up, homophobe.

Hey, even pieces of shit need to know hand size, you gullable panty wafer.

It was stupendously easy to illicit the desired response.  

Hm?  Sorry, I don’t hold hands.  Think on your own merits, please.

I think your chat handle might be a little bit on the nose lmao

Who’s criticizing me?  I see a bunch of whiners and cry babies, but I haven’t been met with any criticism, yet.  Mainly just white noise.