I can't stand neither creepy nerd boy's face (or the poor man's Kurt Hummel) and his friend Audrey. At least the annoying kid kind of cared about the murdered girl, Audrey forgot about her gal pretty quickly.

This is what I have inside me:

Is your question sexual? If it is not, I don't want to make a fool of myself. If it is, tell me more…

I thought you were going to say that Will is hot piece of ass. Hannibal wants to have his cake and…

This show should be called "The unbreakable Will Graham". That man resists everything (except his new hairdo)

They were both his girlfriend.

Dr. Du Maurier: Our session was only one hour long but since it took me the whole hour to complete this sentence, I might ask you to remain seated for a little bit longer.

Do you mean quasi-kaleidoscopic artsy sex?

"This same disconnect makes shows like Caitlyn Jenner’s new Lifetime show I am Cait"
a) It's on E!
b) The Hotwives…is not a good show. It gets old really fast, like "Burning love".

Yes, they are equally bad but together they become an unsufferable snoozefest

I don't have issues with that last scene but I do see those problems you are pointing in the episode as a whole, like "Now Chet does not what to do and his scumbag friend/network person has to be smiling towards him the whole time while watching the finale with them because of course and then get worried"
And what…

That felt too soapy for me…and not in a "Revenge" kind-of-soapy, more like "Lifetime needs inconsistent illogical drama in the finale".

He told Rachel that he wanted to stay, that it was just Rachel's plan to go away, but then when they got back together, he was asking her to move away with him…urghh… Figure these characters out.

That would be an interesting douchey Jeremy worth of my screentime.

Yes, it was as shitty as the fake proposal but at least he finally showed some spine.
Overall I think this episode was a hot mess: too many things happening at the same time. I'm not satisfied with the execution.

I guess I'm the only one that didn't laugh once during the entire first episode and I could only watch 6 minutes of the second one.
I don't know if I will keep watching because I don't trust Netflix ability to improve anything.

+1000.
I agree with everything you said.

I'm worried about how a second season would turn out too. I liked Chet in smaller doses. I don't like Jeremy at all and I really miss the other producers.

I do see the chemistry, but this episode felt definitely rushed. They were trying to squeeze it all in: chemistry between them, Jeremy asking her to go home, then hanging with the friends (who do not acknowledge the fiance-situation or that this woman is the crazy one from last season that already broke his heart and…

Yes, "I see you got back with your exgirlfriend", Rachel said in the pilot. He corrected her: "Fiancée". Because of course.