Jessica Simpson is the only one so far who was able to make a quality faux leather jacket that fits my boobs and waist. That absolved her in my books.

The shallowness of thought in this woman is matched only by her shallowness of spirit.

Makes sense-instagram explore has been heavily promoting he and his sister to me so he must be getting too famous. I am wondering what he and his sister were saying about her finger tho? Or actually do I want to know?

I’m sure Lena with persevere and will go on create some tone deaf, ego stroking, “feminist” play/book/show about her break up for us all to hate. #havefaith

You must be new to the life expectancy business. A life expectancy table tells can be really misleading unless you know how to read it. The life expectancy for Americans assumes a population that was born on the same day. The “expectancy” number represents the age when 50% of that population will have died. But,…

I know Wolff has a shitty reputation, but when you’re writing about this White House, I don’t know how you COULD definitively nail down whether something happened exactly the way this bunch of pathological liars, shysters and grifters tell you it did.

The “Who would you rather have a beer with?” voters infuriate me. That’s just code for “he/she doesn’t make me feel dumb.” I want my president to be brilliant, intellectually curious, and capable of engaging with difficult issues with nuance. I 100% want to feel dwarfed by my president’s intellect. I’ve never…

If you’re doing the shouting on Jezebel that might be the problem. This site is ground zero for the promotion of women haters, exploiters, and rapists. James Deen, anyone? Snoop Dog?

Twitter video is the new RealPlayer.

I couldn’t agree more! That’s why, in honor of my Irish/Itallian heratage, I named my son Silvio Seamus McShillelagh-Pasta.

I’m not going to hate on her for hustling.

I watched El Camino Christmas yesterday because I’m on a mission to watch as many of of those direct-to-video-type holiday movies on Netflix as possible this week, and I was struck by how he’s basically bizarro Sam Rockwell. I mean this in a good way.

Same. I’ll always see her as Veronica, and therefore I’ll never stop loving her.

I’m convinced 90% of workplace issues could be solved if people are paid what they’re worth.

It’s odd to me because I immediately knew Catt Sadler, but I had to go look up Jason Kennedy. I mean, obviously I’m just one person and maybe that’s not the case for others, but I feel like she is definitely more “well known.”

Well. I never. Perhaps your little attitude will just have to be... corrected. I feel a royal tantrum coming on. Heads WILL ROLL I say.

Spurlock and his ilk are doing exactly what my ex used to do: preemptively come out and admit shitty behavior, verbally and publicly self-flagellate, agree with every assessment critics make about their character so they don’t have to listen, and hijack the conversation to talk about what huge assholes they were, but…

Also, it’s not a remake—it’s a continuation. Sandra Bullock is George Clooney’s character’s sister.

Carly Rae Jepson is criminally underrated.

Kesha is back?