Fuck you.

Neither would you be.

Well, it depends on how you’re built. I have SUPER flat feet and my foot doctor actually told me to stop wearing flats, and instead opt for a chunky heel. Nothing too drastic, of course; no stilettos. But a heel nonetheless.

IDK, maybe if we made sure the rich actually paid taxes??

And yet, it’s all about how lonely the men are and how they’ll only “rarely” have sex, like THAT’S the problem here. Oh those poor men.

You could also just... not have children. Or adopt.

jesus christ, no one cars about your personal fantasy, this isn’t about you. gross.

oh my god are you serious

Oooor maybe you’re just racist.

Men are run by emotion, namely anger; why would you trust them to remain calm in any situation?

Uh it was obvious she was the Captain, numb nuts.

It’s tragic what happened to the woman, but you’re still a million and something times more likely to die a gruesome death in a car accident.

The server didn’t do anything wrong. Does your pay get cut at work when someone else makes a mistake? Fuck, does your pay EVER get cut if you have a bad day? So why is it okay that a server’s pay gets cut?

... do you expect people to read that wall of text, dude? holy shit. get over yourself.

What if it’s not the server’s fault?! Why are you punishing something that may very well not even bet he fault of the server? Or they just had one simple bad day? Does YOUR boss cut your pay if you have a bad day? What the fuck.

You could be an adult, and a man, and TALK TO THE MANAGER if you have an issue. You don’t…

I’ve walked out without paying before, when my order at IHOP was HORRIBLLY screwed up, I had to ask for a new plate, and then I waited another FORTY MINUTES for my food... which was screwed up again. I imagine it wasn’t the server’s fault, but god damn, it wasn’t busy, I was there for over an hour, and still didn’t…

Ah, yes, own up to your mistake so that the server can yell at you, call you horrible names, and give you a penny for a tip. Great idea!!

Jesus christ, did a server steal your first born son or something?

Something tells me you’re just a horrible customer, and you tip like shit.

Okay so why not ALSO kick out and call the police on the WHITE people who are ALSO sitting there without buying anything, hmmm? oh ya ‘cuz they are white and it’s not cool to “loiter” if you’re black... only if you’re white, amiiright, Sarah the Racist?

Most importantly, they don’t have to.