Austrian Pedantry Alert: The Third Man was not set in 19th-century Vienna. It was post-WWII Vienna, during the occupation, so 1945-1955. Also, Freud is trash, but I’m still going to watch the shit out of this so I can see my old favorite places again. 

Right? I’ve always worn underwear to bed (and all day), and in my 26 years I’ve had a single yeast infection because one time I forgot to pee after sex. It’s not an inevitable consequence of wearing knickers.

THIS. When in doubt, go up a size or two. 

Which brand of granny pants is your go-to? I feel like I need to get some new ones.

Right? I move WAY too much while sleeping (and while trying to fall asleep) to make that work. 

I mean, I wear underwear to bed because I’m not changing out my pajama pants each night. Rewearing them while sleeping commando is the equivalent of rewearing old undies. Besides, the feeling of fresh, clean underwear is great! It’s like sleeping in fresh sheets, but for your vag.  

I’m so sorry that happened to you. It was shitty and unfair and you didn’t (don’t) deserve it. 

Right? No dick is that good. Leave him, girl. 

Right? If she wants to hone her craft, hire an acting coach. Do something off-Broadway. Try directing. This is not the only (or even a particularly good) way. 

ALL DAY ERRDAY!!!

Chain men up and toss them into the sea! 

Look, this year has been shit, and tomorrow we’re supposed to be celebrating the founding of a country that puts babies in cages. I’m totally down with being more sensitive to people/animals who have a hard time with fireworks (I’m not a TOTAL bitch), but damned if I’m not going to get drunk and set some shit on fire. 

I don’t know about you, but I’m celebrating Malia Obama’s birthday tomorrow. We will ALWAYS stan a legend. 

This just convinces me that Tammé and Sheila are the only two GLOW girls who would survive the apocalypse.

I ship it. I’m with you. 

I kind of thought bi, but given how closeted Bash is and how prevalent bi erasure is/was, I can see why there’s room for other interpretations.

“Unhoof me, sir!”

Honestly, I truly hope that Debbie gets torn to fucking shreds and soon. Her insane victimhood obsession is over-the-top, her cruelty is hard to watch, and she needs to get some decency knocked into her (preferably by our own beloved Tammé). 

It shows how both Liberty Belle and Debbie are often both Peak White Woman, and just how awful that character really is. 

Does anyone else have the feeling that Arthie might be into women? She seemed so uncomfortable with a lot of the sex talk, but also kind of into Yolanda. I don’t know, but I kind of ship it hard.