TALCUM X!!!! I am dyingggg. 

Gonna show my ignorance here, but there’s a difference?

Ugh, pantyhose! I need it for my new job, which is business-formal while I’m in my six weeks of initial training, but it is also summer in DC, so I’ll be living Peak Swamp.

Totally! It’s what I always thought church was supposed to feel like, but without all of the slutshaming and gendered bullshit.

I feel really good about this. I’m so glad this went well! 

The dream.

That’s fair. At this point, it was 12 years ago now (!)

Thankfully, you do not! It’s a bit like Car Talk in that way: knowing absolutely fuck-all about vehicles won’t hinder your enjoyment in the slightest.

Oh man, woah. WOAH. I’ve kind of had a crush on him since he was in Loving, but these glasses are a whole new level of DAYUM. 

YES!

Have you heard her radio program on BBC Radio 4? It’s called Women Talking About Cars, and she interviews female writers and comedians about the cars they’ve owned and loved. It’s a lot of fun. 

Shemar Moore can GET IT. Every day and twice on Sundays. 

Ooh, yes! Just Googled him and WOW. I seriously dig him (and also Mads Mikkelsen). 

Yes, Duran Duran! They were my first concert when I was 16 (reunion tour). And Eiza Gonzalez? She’s SO fine! 

THE CAPE! I love it so much.

Oh my gosh, that’s so exciting! I really hope you get this job, and I sincerely hope that it pays off for you, from one teacher’s pet to another. In the words of Amy Santiago: “No offense taken, people love their pets”. 

I have LOVED hearing about The Bartender in SNS! I hope things go well on that front! 

Is that a man-romper? Because he is WORKING it. Like, God DAMN, those legs! 

God damn it! That sucks so hard. I tried using my debit card, then I tried my credit card. Finally, I just waited for another hour or so and tried running the transaction again (this time with my credit card), and it worked! To celebrate, I went to buy a new pair of heels (I start my new job in July, and after 2 years…

Summer crush: Diego Luna, preferably as a combination of Cassian Andor and his character from Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights.