We're totally brain twins! I said that to my husband during the show. Someone needs to find a way to get Mary McDonnell on Orphan Black.

I don't know. If any woman could rock the assless chaps, it would be Helena.

I'd love to see a scenario where Felix has to teach Helena how to act like a relatively normal person, so he takes her shopping, to Starbucks, and out dancing (minus the maniacal tail-waving). Preferably a montage with seriously poppy music playing.

Random.

Wait, rapist clone? Did I miss something?

I'm only 7 years younger than her so, technically, I'm way too old for her.

Is it weird that I find Mrs. S to be the hottest character on the show?

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Perfection in one sentence.

I certainly wouldn't. The show is packed out with interesting, fully fleshed-out characters. Paul could simply disappear and I'm pretty sure no one would really notice.

But did she really have no idea what Project Leda was? Or was she lying?

God, I hope so.

While I admit that I don't speak Ukrainian besides a few phrases, I've traveled extensively through Ukraine and heard it enough to know that how Tatiana said the phrase wasn't anything near proper pronunication.

I'd like to see Felix passing the bowl with Cosima, Alison AND Sarah. Seeing all 3 clones stoned would be the best.

When do we get to see Art in assless chaps?

Yeah. A lack of range is definitely Tatiana Maslany's problem.

I'm not Ukrainian but I speak Russian (they're very, very similar language-wise) and the way she said "моя сестра" wasn't even close to how it should sound. It should sound kind of like "mai-yah sis-TRAH" and she sounded like "mai SEE-strah." No shade thrown on Tatiana, though. She's an amazing actress in every way.

I don't trust a cop who wears batwing fake eyelashes.

I'm with you on that. It would be cheesy as hell but I still want it all the same.

Yes.

Alison has a glue gun and knows how to use it.