No. But his dye job is holding well.

Monster truck, Slim Jim and Mt. Dew Code Red. The Holy Trinity. Don't get no better than that.

Bearded Jessica Lange.

And there I was just learning how to pronounce Sevigny.

That's a lot of words.

Put a guest star on it.

Carrie is an alternative Reba.

Middle America saw Carson as a swingin' Sunset Strip kinda guy during much of his tenure. Detached grandpa? Nope.

It should be noted that the Cossacks occupy no official positions. They're just militia guys in costume, like we have here. The NY Times did a story on the "Cossack revival" about a year ago.

U.S. edition: Bear attacks mom and dad. Mom and dad shoot bear. Bear now fireplace throw rug and 5-year-old's "secret friend. End.

What a waste of time! Woody could have knocked out two movies in the time it took him to write that Op-Ed.

And sees emaciated wretch shivering beneath blanket of re-purposed Charmin.

I'd rather stare at the ceiling of a Soviet-era prison cell than watch late-night talk. Less depressing.

I'll blow Syd Field's cremated remains for a development deal.

Syd Field is the reason my 1,000-page, one act screenplay never sold.

The book is awful.

Tom Joad arrives in Cali, launches internet start-up, reaps billions and tells unions to fuck off.

Commenting on July 4th is an honor and a privilege. Honor would have a u without the sacrifices of our revolutionary heroes.

Two years max before she teams up with Kevin James.

Magic City is hilariously awful. Watch episode #1 On Demand and have a good laugh.